๐Ÿ”ฅ Investor Demo Mode
v1.0 ยท Ephemeral Vault Escrow

FUCK YOU.
PAY ME.

You did the work. They didn't pay. We fix that.

$2.4M+
Platform Volume
187
Active Freelancers
2.5%
Flat Take Rate
12min
Avg. Payout Time
Here's How It Works:

Built for serious freelancers.

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Send the Invoice

Type it up, hit send. They get a link. They pay with card, bank transfer, or crypto. No account needed. No friction. No excuses.

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We Chase Them for You

Day 3: 'Hey, just a reminder.' Day 7: 'This is getting awkward.' Day 14: 'I'm done being nice.' Day 30: 'I'm going to court.' You pick how far we go. We send every single email.

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We Take 2.5%. You Keep the Rest.

That's the whole price. No tiers. No 'contact us for enterprise pricing.' No fine print. You get paid, we eat, everyone moves on.

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The Fuck You Button

Client ghosting you? Hit the button. We send the next email right now. Or write your own โ€” we'll send that too. This is the part people screenshot.

STOP CHASING
PAYMENTS.

Every invoice is a smart contract. Every payout is instant. Every dispute is transparent. This is how freelancing should always have worked.